Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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