Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
