I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
