didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
