508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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