I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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