I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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