hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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