new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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