You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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