I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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