420 ftw
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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