i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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