My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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