:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
