I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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