He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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