the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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