that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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