She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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