i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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