Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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