how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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