The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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