im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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