Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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