it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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