they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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