I wish I could teleport
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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