Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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