you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
