I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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