That's intense
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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