I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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