she was so not down for the gang bang
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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