you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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