It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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