i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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