what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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