epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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