That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She bit a glass in half.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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