going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
whose ass print is on the piano?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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