Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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