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Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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