party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
porn star boner night. come get it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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