omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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