I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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