everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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