Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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