We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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