Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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