end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you had me at cake vodka
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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